July 19, 2018 @ 12:02 pm
Afternoons, Top 10
Overheard in Line to See Skyscraper
10. Wait… theres a line?
9. I lost a bet but why are you here?
8. Its a lot like Jurassic World — only there are no dinosaurs and a lot more climbing
7. I’m just here for the air-conditioning
6. This is what I do instead of cutting myself
5. Im from North Dakota. Whats a skyscraper?
4. If I dont make it out of this movie alive… tell my story
3. I’m gathering material for the Comedy Central Roast of Dwayne Johnson
2. Excuse me, is this the line for Mamma Mia 2?
1. I’m just trying to forget the Baywatch movie