Here’s a list of the Top 10 Things Overheard at America’s Last Blockbuster:

“10. What is this ‘rewind’ thing that I’m supposed to do?”

“9. Excuse me, do you know what year it is?”

8. “Do you have anything with noted actor and former football player O.J. Simpson?”

“7. I can’t believe I had to travel to Oregon to rent The Goonies”

“6. Can you point me to the Betamax section?”

“5. This is the only place I don’t feel stupid for wearing leg warmers”

4. “What are the late fees on a tape from 1987?”

“3. After this, let’s head over to Circuit City!”

“2. So when do you close… uh, I mean, what time do you close?”

1. “Honestly—is there any point in me returning this?”

Bonus:

“Which Porky’s movie do you recommend for a date?”

“Can I buy a Walkman here?”