Get a look at these TOP 10 Signs You’re Not Going to Be Cast as the New Batman…

1. You need them to reimagine the character as an elderly Asian woman
2. You actually live in a cave
3. You’re a billionaire, but more like Sheldon Adelson than Bruce Wayne
4. You need your parents’ permission to take the role
5. You’ve been a huge fan, ever since Batman first appeared in 1939
6. You just want the part so women will stop laughing at you
7. To be honest, you look more like the Penguin
8. Your most prominent role to date has been “body double for Kevin James”
9. You never got a response from that VHS audition tape
10. You want to play Batman but identify as Catwoman

Bonus:

1. You own your own codpiece
2. First, you have to take an ESL class

So, Who will be Batman in the upcoming film: Find out here :

Sorry, Armie Hammer Isn’t Going to Be Batman This Time, Either